Unix Commands

$ cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent

$ ar t God
ar: God does not exist

$ ar r God
ar: creating God

$ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

$ [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

$ ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

$ If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

$ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

$ sleep with me
bad character

$ got a light?
No match.

$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=3Dpretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found