Two and Half years old kid - Tabla Master from India

his 2.5 year kid somehow acquired talent before his birth and going further.
Shastras say if a person wont get enough time to prove what he/she is, They will get another chance from almighty as per their wish and they born again...
Here is the baby boy who is showing his talent !!

Krishna with Muslims

Americans working in India

Indian Boy - Unbelievable stregth!

Pregnant Elephant Killed

A pregnant elephant was gun shot and killed by some local farmers near Nagarahole International Wildlife Protection Forest in Karnataka, India. Be rest assured, police will not take any actions, people don't even care about this incident, fuck the policiticians (sorry for the language, didn't get any bad words beyond this), not worth talking about them and finally, I wish humans should die miserably as animals do (humans include me too...I just write blogs and do nothing)

Toddler drinking cow's milk directly from teat

Amazing picture...A boy drinking cow's milk directly from cow's teat. This picture was taken in combodia. This toddler is 20 months old and his parents have gone out for work. He seems to be hungry and has previously seen a cattle drinking milk from the same cow. The cow is so happy to feed him. Not aware that humans will also eat her flesh...as usual cruel humans

It happens only in India

A muslim women dressing up his son as Krishna and celebrating krishna janmastami...It happens only in India and we are proud of it.

Support Anna Hazare

Bhagavad Gita in Kannada

Vidura Neeti

Sri Chakra

Jai Ho..street dance in seattle

Women Rules

India now ruled by………………………….

Amma in South (Jayalalitha)

Didi in East;(Mamata Banerjee)

Bhenji in North; (Mayawati)

Aunty in the Capital;(Sheila Dikshit)

Madam in Center; (Sonia)

Nani on top (the president, Pratibha Patil)

& "Wife At Home"

And yet people say.. It’s a Man's World?

Rajnikanth

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....& Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

 Crazy people!!!! ;)

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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!

 Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…

 Guess why??????

  To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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Rajnikant was shot today..

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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…:D

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…

..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :- Faster ..

Better…

RAJNIKANT….

No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT.

RAJNIKANT..

RAJNIKANT…

Mind it

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other

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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P

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Rajni can walk  faster than light….

“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...

Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened… We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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One more:

Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as

“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Why is honey gold in color?

Test your IQ

B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....


Ready? GO!!! 



First Question: 

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?




Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? 



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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? 




You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. 



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100. 



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
......Maybe. 



Fourth Question: 

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter? 























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Did you Answer Nunu? 
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again! 



Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure. 

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done. 

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? 






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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you! 

Management Lesson

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: 
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed

Importance of Communication

Wife!

• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 

• Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

• 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

• 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.   It's called marriage.'

• 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

• Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 

                     1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
                     2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

• You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

• My wife and I were happy for twenty years.Then we met.

• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

• First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' 

          Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Confidence, Trust & Hope

Vishnu Sahasranama With Meaning

Patterns in Vedic Hymns

Working from Home

Life as we know

10 Things to Learn from Japan

1. THE CALM
 
Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.
 
 
2. THE DIGNITY
 
Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.
 
 
3. THE ABILITY
 
The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.
 
 
4. THE GRACE
 
People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.
 
 
5. THE ORDER
 
No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.
 
 
6. THE SACRIFICE
 
Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?
 
 
7. THE TENDERNESS
 
Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.
 
 
8. THE TRAINING
 
The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.
 
 
9. THE MEDIA
 
They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.
 
 
10. THE CONSCIENCE
 
When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly

Aatman

Indian Black Money in Swiss Bank

India tops the list for black money in the entire world with almost US$1456 billion in Swiss banks (USD 1.4 trillion approximately) in the form of black money. According to the data provided by the Swiss Banking Association Report (2006), India has more black money than the rest of the world combined. Indian Swiss bank account assets are worth 13 times the country’s national debt. For more details refer wikipedia at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasan_Ali_Khan

Na karmana Na Prajaya dhanena

The speed of light and hindu cosmology theory

Subhashita

Naasadiya Sukta (नासदीय सूक्त)

Bored Chef

Obama In India

Daddy & Kid - Nice fighting!!

Why Cry?

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said ......
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.

World's Richest Temple - Tirupati Timmappa

World's Richest Temple is in India. I am proud to say this.

It's none other than "Tirupati Venkateshwara". Recently, a local newspaper reported that as of today, the temple has received donations approximately 1,175 Kilo Grams of Gold which is worth around Rs. 10,005 Crores. (approximately $20,000 Million or $20 Billion).

The Gold is currently kept in State Bank of India as safe deposit.