Saturday, August 2, 2014
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Scientific evidence for existence of Krishna
Scientific / Astronomical evidence for existence of Krishna and Mahabharat
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Brain Trick
Friday, October 5, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
M.V. Lakshmi kantha
M. V. Lakshmi Kantha! What a Talent? Salute to you Sir. Based on a news paper article, I learned that this gentleman learned Yoga from Sri Kalabhaireshwara Ayurveda Yoga Nature Center
Within one year, he learned to insert electric wires through his mouth / nose and then light an electric bulb!
Later he ran an electric motor pump too! Now he is lifting idol of Ganesh and Gowri which weighs 8.5 Kg and 2.5 Kg respectively. He has also deep swallowed a sharp sword. See Images below. I wish I could meet this person during my next visit to Bangalore!
Within one year, he learned to insert electric wires through his mouth / nose and then light an electric bulb!
Later he ran an electric motor pump too! Now he is lifting idol of Ganesh and Gowri which weighs 8.5 Kg and 2.5 Kg respectively. He has also deep swallowed a sharp sword. See Images below. I wish I could meet this person during my next visit to Bangalore!
Sunday, July 1, 2012
India - Petrol price & Rupee value
Serious Jokes--Petrol & Rupee......
Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!
Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny
Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!
All Girls’ Dream come True!
All Girls’ Dream-men will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI (Equal Monthly Installments)!
Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!
Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!
Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!
Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.
(scheme for आम आदमी J Now he can get car with petrol!)
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!
Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…
और करो संता-बंता के jokes!
देखा, सरदार का revenge..!!
Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagonमिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!
Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…
Because……….
वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!
Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...
Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...
Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...
Dear Rupee,
तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे,
ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...
~तुम्हारा Dollar
रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!
Friday, May 4, 2012
Computer Gender
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Two and Half years old kid - Tabla Master from India
his 2.5 year kid somehow acquired talent before his birth and going further.
Shastras say if a person wont get enough time to prove what he/she is, They will get another chance from almighty as per their wish and they born again...
Here is the baby boy who is showing his talent !!
Shastras say if a person wont get enough time to prove what he/she is, They will get another chance from almighty as per their wish and they born again...
Here is the baby boy who is showing his talent !!
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Pregnant Elephant Killed
A pregnant elephant was gun shot and killed by some local farmers near Nagarahole International Wildlife Protection Forest in Karnataka, India. Be rest assured, police will not take any actions, people don't even care about this incident, fuck the policiticians (sorry for the language, didn't get any bad words beyond this), not worth talking about them and finally, I wish humans should die miserably as animals do (humans include me too...I just write blogs and do nothing)
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Toddler drinking cow's milk directly from teat
Friday, August 19, 2011
It happens only in India
A muslim women dressing up his son as Krishna and celebrating krishna janmastami...It happens only in India and we are proud of it.
Friday, August 12, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
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